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1. A Desperate Illyrian's Guide to Getting the Girl by reveriedusoir

   Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2025

   Tags

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   • Nesta Archeron/Cassian
   • Nesta Archeron
   • Cassian (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Mating Rituals
   • Fighting As Foreplay
   • Possessive Cassian (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Possessive Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Excessive use of pet names
   • Love Bites
   • they're both into choking I guess?
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • but really they're both switches
   • and horny AF lol
   • canon divergent in the sense that ACOFAS and ACOSF don't exist :)

   Summary

   “What…on earth is he doing?” Nesta stares open-mouthed as Cassian leaps into the air, dramatically flaps his wings, and completes a 360-degree turn before elegantly landing back down on the ground. He assumes a fighting stance, his long sword held out in a perfect horizontal line, and slowly begins strutting around the courtyard as if facing some invisible enemy.

    

   Feyre laughs, high, one hand pressed to her mouth.

    

   “Oh, Nesta—I think he’s performing a mating dance!”

    

    

   Or: Cassian’s overwhelmed by his terrible attraction to the eldest Archeron sister and tries woo her the only way he knows. (A canon-divergent crack two-shot with a healthy side of ✨spice✨!)

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