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    This is the kind of dick that upon first appraisal, you make a solemn vow to yourself that you’ll take this encounter to the grave.

    The kind of dick that no matter how much you are plied and pumped with liquor you will n e v e r admit to having.

    They call it the ‘life ruining’ dick.

    For good fucking reason.

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    The Modern!AU where Blackwall is a crawdad eatin', airboat havin', leather jacket wearin' Cajun that wears our heroine out with his champion ass-eating skills.

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