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1. Mr. Crowley! You're looking well. (You look like your father that I shagged in '67) by TheMagnificentSoleil

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley/Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Crowley/Shadwell - Freeform
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Set in '67 during the holy water heist
   • But Aziraphale gives holy water to him anyway
   • But he still calls Sergeant Shadwell
   • Because "you go too fast for me Crowley" hurts
   • Young Shadwell can get it
   • Crowley is a Virgin
   • Shadwell is closeted
   • Sex...but in a homophobic way
   • Shadwell calls Crowley slurs
   • AND doesn't even finish him
   • I assure you this is crack
   • watch out for the ansty 1941 memory

   Summary

   In his quest to obtain Holy Water for his own protection against demons, Crowley plans a church heist, James Bond style. He meets a young Lance Corporal Shadwell who...is frankly pretty sexy. He ends up receiving Holy Water from Aziraphale, but "you go too fast for me Crowley" upset him. So he calls Shadwell and invites him over for a good time.

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