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what is astrid hofferson wearing? @astridhoffersonfits
i know this isn’t a fit breakdown but stick with me here. i went to research this ring that astrid’s always wearing and it took me to a wedding ring site??? none of her other jewelry has ever done that and i noticed she wears this ring a lot. thoughts?
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vanessa 🌷 @stormflythecatstan
Replying to @astridhoffersonfits
omg??? but she’s never been seen with anyone???
NEW ASTRID ALBUM!!! @axewarriorera
Replying to @astridhoffersonfits and @stormflythecatstan
wait she also only started wearing the ring all the time about three months ago. this can’t
be a coincidence
commissions open!! @starcrossedstarshineart
Replying to @stormflythecatstan and @axewarriorera
omfg go touch grass her personal life is none of your business
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A fashion account tracked one of Astrid Hofferson’s rings to a wedding retailer, potentially exposing the musician’s relationship status
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callie ☀️ @astridhoffersonfan
I just woke up what the hell is going on
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callie ☀️ @astridhoffersonfan
Replying to @astridhoffersonfan
WHAST TH EFUCJK????
commissions open!! @starcrossedstarshineart
god forbid a celebrity be married in peace ig
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beth 🤸🏽♀️ @bethflips
Replying to @starcrossedstarshineart
Fr like dont yall have lives????
ASTRID INTERACTED X3 @astridhoffersonsbangs
Replying to @bethflips and @starcrossedstarshineart
Don’t act like youve never been interested in a celebs personal life get off your damn high horse 🙄
commissions open!! @starcrossedstarshineart
Replying to @astridhoffersonsbangs
im not listening to a stan account of all things
NEW ASTRID ALBUM!!! @axewarriorera
Replying to @starcrossedstarshineart and @astridhoffersonsbangs
this u?
[IMAGE: screenshot of a tweet by starcrossedstarshineart that says “hiccup haddock looks so damn good in his new movie omg”]
[IMAGE: screenshot of a tweet by starcrossedstarshineart that says “girl who just spent hours stalking the ticket sales for hiccup haddock’s new movie”]
rough @theruffnut
lol why’s astrid trending
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tough @thetuffnut
Replying to @theruffnut
idk but i doubt it’s for anything important
snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @theruffnut and @thetuffnut
you 2 are so stupid istg
fishy!!! 🐟🐠🐡 @fishlegsingerman
new snake video up later today!!!
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callie ☀️ @astridhoffersonfan
Replying to @fishlegsingerman
mean this with all love but no one gives a fuck about snakes rn
snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @fishlegsingerman and @astridhoffersonfan
bro is really posting about snakes when all anyone wants to know is about #weddingringgate
sami @dailysnakefacts
Replying to @astridhoffersonfan and @snotloutoioioi
i care about the snakes but if snotlout is gonna tell us about weddingringgate i’m about a thousand times more invested in that lol
snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @dailysnakefacts
lol sorry i have no info on weddingringgate i’m just here to instigate
vanessa 🌷@stormflythecatstan
who else is NOT buying that snotlout knows nothing about weddingringgate
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ASTRID INTERACTED X3 @astridhoffersonsbangs
Replying to @stormflythecatstan
no ur so right because they’re known close friends even if they’re always beefing
vanessa 🌷@stormflythecatstan
Replying to @astridhoffersonsbangs
EXACTLY and the others too fishlegs, ruff, tuff, hiccup, heather they all have to know something
hiccup haddock @hiccuphaddock
whatever happened to hello how are you good morning
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[IMAGE: Instagram story from Astrid Hofferson. It shows actor Hiccup Haddock sitting criss-cross on a couch with his giant black dog,Toothless, lying next to him. Hiccup is smiling and holding up his left hand, which has a gold band around the ring finger. In the bottom of the image there’s a screenshot from Hiccup’s Twitter that states “whatever happened to hello how are you good morning”]
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dragon riders 2 supremacy!!! @averagedaydreamers
everyday i wake up and a new insane detail is revealed about the dragon riders cast (hiccup haddock is married to the musician that was my gay awakening??? also stream astrid hofferson’s music)
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callie ☀️ @astridhoffersonfan
Replying to @averagedaydreamers
REAL AF!!!
x reader requests closed!!! @monstrousnightmare8192
Replying to @averagedaydreamers
op i hope you know this is the most relatable reaction to this i have ever seen
vanessa 🌷@stormflythecatstan
Replying to @monstrousnightmare8192
not the dragon riders x reader account 💀
map commissions CLOSED!! @berksburnedhouses
“hiccup haddock and astrid hofferson are married” every teenage girl, 20 something year old lesbian, and bisexual ever just found dead in a parking lot
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map commissions CLOSED!! @berksburnedhouses
Replying to @berksburnedhouses
WHY DID HICCUP LIKE THIS??? HELLO????
NEW ASTRID ALBUM!!! @axewarriorera
okay but fr WHO was at that wedding and HOW did none of them leak this info????
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rough @theruffnut
Replying to @axewarriorera
idk man i’d rather watch the chaos of a shock reveal
tough @thetuffnut
Replying to @theruffnut and @axewarriorera
hiccup made me sign a nda
snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @thetuffnut and @axewarriorera
the way he could’ve actually made you sign one. could NOT be me LOSERS!!!
heather 🪩✨@heathertheunhinged
Replying to @snotloutoioioi
don’t act like astrid didn’t swear you to secrecy under threat of severe bodily harm
snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @heathertheunhinged
shut up heather!!
map commissions CLOSED!! @berksburnedhouses
Replying to @axewarriorera
CAMI THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR REPLIES GET TF UP!!!
hiccup haddock updates @hiccuphaddockupdates
…do i even need to post the update at this point
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cyra @cyrathrifts
Replying to @hiccuphaddockupdates
what even happened
callie ☀️ @astridhoffersonfan
Replying to @cyrathrifts
girl have you read a SINGLE one of my texts today????
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tuffnut changed the group name from “hiccup annoyance squad 🔥💥😘” to “#weddingringgate 💍🫢🤯”
astrid: you’re aware that you’re not funny right
fishlegs: sorry astrid but this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all week
ruffnut: you cant get your somewhat secret marriage leaked and expect us not to think this is the funniest shit ever OBVIOUSLY 🙄
heather: sry astrid but ruff’s right this is hilarious
heather: what other couple manages to keep their relationship a secret for 7 YEARS and then have it leaked via a stan account who tracks their outfits finding one of their rings on a wedding ring site???
fishlegs: its objectively the funniest thing ever lol
snotlout: at least SOMEONE can stop blaming me
hiccup: stop vague texting about me in the group chat we’re sitting next to each other rn
hiccup: tuff change the group name back
tuffnut: oh so NOW you like the old group chat name???? that’s suspicious did you perhaps play a role in weddingringgate 🤨
hiccup: TUFFNUT
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jazz (SEMI-HIATUS) @theskepticfangirl
okay seriously does NO ONE think this is PR?
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dragon riders 2 supremacy!!! @averagedaydreamers
Replying to @theskepticfangirl
girlypop do you have any idea how hard it’d be to fake a marriage
jazz (SEMI-HIATUS) @theskepticfangirl
Replying to @averagedaydreamers
im just saying like they both have big projects coming up isn’t that a little suspicious???
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#weddingringgate 💍🫢🤯
snotlout: OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS
snotlout: [IMAGE: screenshot of a tweet from @thesketpicfangirl that says “okay seriously does NO ONE think this is PR?” with a reply from @averagedaydreamers that says “girlypop do you know how hard it’d be to fake a marriage]
snotlout: PEOPLE THINK IT’S FAKE 😭😭😭
ruffnut: LMAO this would only happen to hiccstrid is all im saying
hiccup: okay that is actually hilarious
astrid: HICCUP
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Astrid Hofferson and Hiccup Haddock shock the internet in surprise marriage reveal!
By The Celebrity Spotlight at 8:34 P.M, Saturday April 13th
Yesterday afternoon, a fan account that updates people on what singer Astrid Hofferson is wearing noticed something: the singer has a ring that appears more often than not, and that this ring can be traced back to a wedding retailer. The user took this question to Twitter, where it garnered tens of thousands of replies, retweets, and likes as people speculated whether or not the singer is married and to whom. In response, Astrid took to her Instagram story and posted a picture of Hiccup Haddock showing off a wedding ring of his own.
[IMAGE: Screenshot of an Instagram story from Astrid Hofferson. It shows actor Hiccup Haddock sitting criss-cross on a couch with his giant black dog,Toothless, lying next to him. Hiccup is smiling and holding up his left hand, which has a gold band around the ring finger. In the bottom of the image there’s a screenshot from Hiccup’s Twitter that states “whatever happened to hello how are you good morning”]
The pair have never been seen together outside of group settings or official appearances, which has fans wondering when and how they got together. They are in the same circle of friends, so many speculate that’s how they met, but many more questions remain unanswered. How long have they been married? How long have they been together, period?
We hope the couple will provide more answers sometime in the near future. If you know anything or have another inside source, send us a message at [email protected]!
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Anonymous
the celeb spotlight being behind the rest of the internet is so funny lol
Anonymous
report on some real news omfg
Anonymous
my dude this is the celebrity spotlight what do you expect them to report on????
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DAGGER 🗡️🗡️🗡️@dagurthederanged
why is everyone tagging me in random shit
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DAGGER 🗡️🗡️🗡️@dagurthederanged
Replying to @dagurthederanged
LMAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR
hiccup haddock @hiccuphaddock
Replying to @dagurthederanged
strong words from someone who cried when i picked snotlout as my best man over him 🤨
DAGGER 🗡️🗡️🗡️@dagurthederanged
Replying to @hiccuphaddock
ANYONE WOULD BE UPSET ABOUT THAT TF???? WHO PICKS SNOTHAT AS THEIR BEST MAN????
hiccup haddock @hiccuphaddock
Replying to @dagurthederanged
HE’S MY COUSIN???? HE'S BEEN MY BEST FRIEND SINCE WE WERE 17??? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS????
Astrid Hofferson @astridhoffersonofficial
hiccup and dagur in twitter beef over our wedding nearly 6 months after it happened omfg 🤦🏼♀️
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gustav @uhgustav
i just know the pr managers of everyone associated with this #weddingringgate situation is putting in their two weeks rn
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snotlout! snotlout! @snotloutoioioi
Replying to @uhgustav
no one asked you gustav!!!
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dragonriders4truther
has anyone else seen the chaos unfolding on twt rn abt hiccup 😭
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#PLEASE tell me someone has #they’re all so damn unserious i know pr managers are quitting left and right rn #oh also hiccup is married to astrid hofferson. for those who don’t know #hiccup haddock #hiccstrid
deadlynadders [reblogged from] twintuition
astridhoffersondaily
SHE’S MARRIED?????
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#news i never expected to hear today #but omg congrats to them!!! #deadlynadderstalks
evesfics [reblogged from] theblueberrywriter
astridhoffersonsheadband
alright who else is listening to astrid’s entire discography and trying to figure out what’s about hiccup and what isn’t????
#prev EXACTLY #to think we’ve spent so long wondering who her love songs are about and he’s been RIGHT THERE #one of the most famous people ever #suddenly “close the blinds on my heart or else the whole world will know the truth” hits DIFFERENT #rethinking every celeb au i’ve started with one of her lyrics omg #fake/pretend relationship celeb aus with her songs COMPLETELY redefined as of today
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[IMAGE: A photo taken in a low lit kitchen. Astrid is facing away from the camera and reaching up to grab a mug off a shelf. Her hair is in a long, loose braid and she’s wearing a maroon hoodie that looks slightly too big for her. In the corner of the frame, a pot of coffee and a box of pastries are barely visible.]
Music: Cardhouse by Astrid Hofferson
Liked by astridhofferson and 1,571,891 others
hiccuphaddock maybe it will survive until daylight / and we can stay in the cardhouse forever longer / a home away from the limelight we’ve chased since youth / a place that's just ours
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camillearts: oh to have a love like this one day
snotloutjorgenson: okay pack it up loverboy
astridhofferson: <3