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i came here to get some dopamine (make it go all night, no gasoline) by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
18 Apr 2025
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Summary
A volatile and deeply depressed but still horny Wade’s been trying to get into Colossus’ pants…well, basically since the big guy dragged him home in a duffel bag. He wasn’t expecting it to ever work, but sometimes, God smiles upon even the most disgusting of creatures.
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“Excuse me?” Wade opens his legs so he can see the other man.
He looks absolutely miserable, full of remorse as one could possibly be while maintaining an erection literally as solid as a steel beam. “I, ah…It won’t fit,” he mutters.
Colossus hasn’t been able to get his freak all the way on. That just fucking sucks. There’s only one person suited to right this wrong, and his name rhymes with Slade.
“Luckily for you,” Wade says with a wink and a grin, “I’m not like other girls. It’ll fit, pookie. We’ll make it fit.”