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“Diluc.”
“Yes, father?”
“Are you going out with Jean?”
“And Klee, yes.”
“Great! Bring these wine samples to your brother.”
“I’m so sorry, I promise I’ll be quick.” He unbuckled his seatbelt.
“Diluc, we have all day.” Jean chuckled.
“Still.”
“Mr. Weird Grown-uppp! Why can’t Klee visit Uncle Kaeyaaaaa?” The little girl kicks her feet in the backseat.
“You can, but not in his apartment.”
“But whyyyyy?”
‘Because it reeks of alcohol, cigarettes, and is full of things you shouldn’t see’
“You’ll understand when you’re older.”
The door was not even closed all the way, let alone locked. What a brilliant security from a captain of the cavalry.
He still tried to be respectful by knocking, but got no answer.
Diluc’s not gonna waste his time on his brother's shenanigans, not when he has a date with Jean. So after knocking 3 times, he just burst into the room. Not the first time he’s done it anyway.
He couldn’t see anything because the light was off and the curtains were blocking the sunlight. As expected, it reeks of alcohol and cigarettes.
He searched for the light switch and braced himself for what he would see, because knowing Kaeya his whole life, he had seen too much.
His suspicion was proven as he shut his eyes immediately after the light went on.
Not because he found Kaeya butt naked on the sofa, he’s used to that.
But because of the woman he wrapped himself around.
Diluc take a peek. Yep, she’s also naked.
He should have refused this back home, facing a scolding would have been far preferable to the predicament he finds himself in now.
With eyes still shut, he searched for the nearest table.
He put down the wines and was about to immediately leave when he accidentally knocked over an empty glass, causing his brother to wake up.
“Who’s ther- Oh, it’s you. How did you get in?” He casually asked like greeting someone with your dick out is normal.
Refusing to face him, Diluc steadied the glass before making his way out. “You left the door open.”
“Did I? Must be the alcohol. What are those?”
“Father asked me to bring you those wine samples, worst mistake in my life so far.”
“Why are you acting like you’ve never seen me nake- Oh, is it because of Rosie? She doesn’t mind.”
“I don’t want to know who she is, or what you guys did. I’m leaving.”
“You don’t know her? She’s Sister Rosaria, Barbara works with her. I took her home last night, but we’re both drunk so you know, we ended up-“
“I said, I don’t want to know.”
“Come on man, I know you’ve done that with Jean.”
“DO NOT Compare our relationship to yours. We haven’t, because we know boundaries. Have a terrible day, goodbye.” He slammed the door.
“What’s with him?” Kaeya yawned.
“Ng…”
“Morning Rosie, did you sleep well?” He breathed against her neck.
“Is it my hangover, or someone was here just a moment ago?”
“Just my brother, he brought some wines from my father. But I don’t think I can take alcohol again.”
“So he saw us like this?”
“Sorry, probably won’t be the last tho.” He leaves kisses on the marking he left.
“You’re an idiot, Alberich.” She snuggles into his chest.
“Oh, you’re back. How is-“
“Jean.”
“Yes?”
“Tell Barbara to be careful, that weird twink drunk bard you told me the other day could be dangerous.”