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“Knives,” Livio says for him and Razlo both, hair loose and pupils blown wide as he leans over him with a hopeful expression, “I… really wanna suck yer dick righ’now.”
“—I don’t have one,” says Millions Knives, pinnacle of plant evolution and the most brilliant strategist to ever grace the cosmos with his deep and profound mind. He hacked the entirety of Project SEEDS, the hope for humanity’s salvation, at the age of one. He created the largest Fused Entity on record at the age of one hundred and fifty. He cracked the concept of mass teleportation on a molecular level. He opened seven simultaneous inter-dimensional portals a mile high and a mile wide to redirect seven simultaneous F-class warheads into committing an ironic show of friendly fire down to the nanosecond before they were fired in order to destroy an entire space destroyer fleet in perfect synchrony. It was beautiful, nothing short of a masterful work of art, all conducted by his wise and capable hands.
—He’s also an idiot, and he doesn’t have a dick for his partners to suck. No penis. Not even a cock and balls. He’s nothing.