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    Summary

    This is a wedgie kink story written in the style of a "Choose your own adventure" story. It features a M!Reader who is a rogue-type adventurer as well as various other characters you run into along the way. It features good endings, a bad ending, and a golden ending (requires you to go to a DeviantArt page).

    Many adventurers have scoured the wedgie cave, looking for the incredible treasure it’s rumored to hold, each one boasting they would succeed where all those that came before had failed. The cave quickly humbles the overconfident; during your last three days in town, you’ve seen a stream of all sorts of adventurers waddle back to town from the cave with pained expressions on their faces. There had been the paladin who you had thought was wearing a turban, but actually he just had his tighty whities stretched under his armor and over his head in such a way that he was unable to remove the atomic wedgie without assistance. An archer, on the other hand, was silent, a dead look in his eyes as a long red beaver tail stretched out behind him, dragging along the ground. You, however, are confident that your skill set will help you find the treasure hidden in the wedgie cave.

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