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“Problem, Sergeant?”
"How am I supposed to explain missing Innocent’s call this afternoon? I can't tell her I didn't have my mobile on me because my governor wouldn't let me wear anything with pockets! Or anything at all!"
"Did I give you permission to complain, Sergeant?"
"I thought I was supposed to be showing initiative, Sir? Not waiting for instructions..."
"I'm surprised at you, Sergeant. Most unprofessional. If your idea of showing initiative is moaning, it'll be back to stage 1 of training for you."
"Should I fetch the handcuffs, Sir? The furry ones?"
"Back on your knees, Sergeant. Now."