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1. "It's not just a phase, mom!" or the life and struggles of Maximilian Ancunin by vixstarria

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   09 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
   • Original Child of Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Comedy
   • Humor
   • Coming of Age
   • teenage angst
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Dadstarion
   • but like he should not be a dad
   • I repeat this is not wholesome
   • it is funny though
   • shut up I laugh at my own jokes and so will you
   • Loss of Virginity

   Summary

   Maximilian (Max) Ancunin is Astarion's unlikely, unforeseen and unintentional child. He is not a dhampir. He is as likely to accidentally stab himself as he is to harm anyone else when he wields a blade. He has no magical talent. Hells, he can't even sing or juggle, and he is perpetually shit out of luck. And by the gods, is he going to make that everyone else's problem.

   Series

   • Part 22 of Vixstarria's bardlock Tav

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,797

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   20

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   3

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