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Manfred pet the small puppy gently. It would soon become his most cherished companion-- a dog that attacked the sinners on sight. What a good boy he is.
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The dog and Manfred fit together perfectly, seeing as they were both homophobic and very judgemental to everyone around them. Manfred brought the dog to work e
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very single day so that they could both know what those around them were. Whenever there was a fruit around doing whatever, such as watering a plant, they would be there watching and judjing. There was no escaping
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their homophobic stare. Manfred Von Karma started getting complaints sent to his office about stalker behaviour. He, of course, dismissed them all because "homophobia is not a crime". Dog could not get a complain because it's a dog.
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The homophobic dog, with its short little legs, leaped onto Manfreds foot and started chewing on the leather.
"You agree right? Homophobia is legal," The homophobic dog
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did not answer, since it is a dog, and continued chewing on Manfred's shoe. Manfred sighed. If he was going to train his dog to be the embodiment of homophobia, he would need a new tactic.
"I'll introduce him to the most homophobic person I know... that will do the trick," he thought.
Manfred picked up the dog and carried it out of the room, but was stopped at the door by the appearance of a young boy.
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It was Luke Triton who was looking for the professor. But Manfred payed him no mind and walked past him, ignoring the boys question. He was on a mission after all.
Him and the dog arrived at Gants door shortly, and they knocked at the door. Gant was the most homophobic person Manfred knew (apartz from himself), so he would be crucial to teach the dog
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different ways to be homophobic to ensure the dog had as wide a narrow world view as could be taught.
"Come on in," Gant's voice could be heard from inside.
Manfred then entered Gant's office with the dog.
"Ah, Prosecutor von Karma. You must be here for me to teach your dog more slurs. I am honoured to do so. Please, take a seat!"
von Karma
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knew that Gant's slur dictionary was measly at best. But maybe he has something that the Homophobic Dog didn't know already. Also it was a good time to transfer the dog care to Gant for this week. Their shared custody agreement had to be honoured.
"So this week it will be slurs about what exactly?" Gant smiled.
"This alphabet mafia that prances around gayly" scoffed Manfered.
Homophobic Dog growled at the sound of "alphabet mafia". At least that one is covered.
"Can i pick him up next week for more staring at gay people?" said Von
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Karma.
"No," Gant simply replied and something shifted in Manfred von Karma. A sudden strange urge unfurled within him.
"Oh so those fa-" Gant was about to utter out but Manfred stepped forward and gave him a smooch ON THE LIPS!!!!
The Homophobic Dog gasped in dog language.
It could not believe it.
Old man Yaoi was happening before its eyes!!!
Manfred and Gant made out more. That's it. The END