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Miles Edegworth started reading the new file that had just been delivered to his office. It was very intriguing, since the accused was caufg
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sing many explosions wherever she went in pursuit of, "the twerp's pikachu." This pikachu se
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en better days now. It's like hundreds of episodes old. Jessie also is but that doesn't stop her from being FABULOUS.
One time she set up a trap for the twerp but caught someone else in it. It was just a simple mouse trap
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nothing else.
Mouse had fallen for the good old cheese in a trap AGAIN. "Dangit Mouse, this is the 4th time this week, I want Edgeworth not you. STOP. WASTING. CHEESE," Jessie snarled and shooed her away.
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Thankfully, this time it was Miles Edgeworth who wandered into the mouse trap.
"ARGH!!! NGOOOOOOH," he said. "I was investigating every nook and cranny, and now I'm stuck in a damn mouse trap?!"
Jessie Team Rocket exploded into laughter and pointed at the silly man, whose cravat was caught directly in the trap's pincers.
"I'll sue you for this!" he cried out, but Jessie was already readying a pokeball for the next phase of her plan.
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"Meowth, use fireball!"
Miles Edgeworth was still trying to escape the clutches of the mouse trap, but his cravat was fixed in there, immovable.
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However he had bullshit protagonist powers due to his time as the player character in Ace Attorney Investigations and Ace Attorney Investigations 2 so whilst the mouse trap had caught his cravat he had something more powerful than Jessie's command on his side. He had logic!
"Meowth is incapable of using fireball, therefore he will fail to hurt me."
Jessie recoiled, realising the truth in his words.
"Meow
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th, you should have a flamethrower. Just for situations like this!" Jessie screamed. She did not want to be beat by Miles Edgeworth like that. By him using... Logic!!!
Meowth looked frantically around the room for help. Jessie could not be defeated.
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She dug out a flamethrower of her comically large bag she had just summoned and shot a large cloud of fire out of it. Miles could smell his hair frying , despite there being a large enough distance.
"Erm, what happened to just using Pokémon for fire attacks?" James asked (He randomly appeared out of her bag as well), knowing full well they never successfully had caught or kidnapped any Pokémon and at this rate they'll lose their job, if they don't kill off Edgeworth.
Edgeworth thought for a few seconds and then
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realized he missed the first step for any fledgling Pokemon trainer-- he had never picked a starter. With this realization, Professor Oak suddenly materialized and asked if he was a boy or a girl. Edgeworth was confused, but answered the man's question and was presented with three small creatures: Squirtle, Totodile, and Oshawatt.
"What the fuck," said Edgeworth. "I'm pretty sure these are supposed to be different types."
"Fuck you just take one, you're going against fire types dumbass," said Prof. Oak.
"Oh right," said Edgeworth, then picked Squirtle and held the lil guy up to face the goons.
They sent out a giant fireball at the same time as Squirtle's water gun, and the impact exploded everyone to death THE END