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    “Alien Stage’s cast has been announced,” Luka drawled. “Oh, look at that.” He turned the phone towards him.

    Ivan stared at the little black box, at the two photos it displayed, side by side. It was embarrassingly similar to the cut-out collage he hid deep in his closet, only to be taken out during his more delusional moods. There was no way Luka had seen it. There was no way his lazy ass would put in enough effort to pull off such an elaborate scheme just to prank him. There was no way this could be real, but—

    “Congratulations, Ivan, you get to play superstar Till's on-screen love interest. Unrequited on his side, of course.” Then—“I’ll take the recliner until the end of my contract, sucker."

     

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    They're actors, our ships are canon, and no one dies.

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