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Dexter sighed, "i was caught yesterday.", he muttered under his breath.
The court notice had arrived at his doorstep, the red print paper reading, "COME TO COURT BITCH", Dexter stared at it, "oh who is you.", he raised an eyebrow.
"Whatever".
He went out and walked to the nearest courthouse, stoping at the pedestrian crosswalk he saw Doakes' ghost along side his step fathers ghost, "I miss you hubby" he sighed and kissed Doakes Ghost as his father watched in horror, "Dexter WHAT THE FUCK!", Harry roared.
Dexter rolled his eyes "father im in my slut era
he looked at the streetlight, it was red meaning he could cross but still he looked at both sides before crossing, finding no cars or any means of his incoming death he smiled and stepped forward.
SCREECH a bus came out of nowhere flattening the SHIT out of deskter
"Fuck that hurt" dexter groaned as he was stuck to the pavement
he was reduced to a shape
and pronounced dead 1 minute after the rescuers arrived
the end