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tastes like blasphemy and treason by mylovecomeswithmysnot, orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Weddings aren’t supposed to be forced, they’re not supposed to be between two people who want each other six feet underground, they’re not supposed to involve manslaughter, and most importantly of all: they’re not supposed to end with the groom pinning his best man down onto the pulpit ass up where he’d just been lawfully wed.
Takes place after the Parrot and Ashswag wedding.
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“SpokeIsHere whispers to you: yo
SpokeIsHere whispers to you: if you ever wanna commit adultery again you know where to find me
SpokeIsHere whispers to you: ;)
You whisper to SpokeIsHere: the only thing ill be committing the next time i see you is suicide
SpokeIsHere whispers to you: WTF”