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Gelatin has had enough of Fries' stubbornness. Why does it matter so much to him that he has this exact amount of fries? Right now he had one, but that doesn't matter anyways. He can always get more, so why not just give it to the the poor starving Gelatin?
He walked down the street of Yoyle city until he saw something from the corner of his eye: a notebook. It caught his attention, so he walked towards it to get a closer look. It was light blue with golden writing on the front that said "Yaoi note". He stared at it for a moment, and then he picked it up. When he did, a sudden loud noise startled him, and he dropped it to the ground.
"EY!"
He turned around, searching for the source of the noise. Behind him was a short boy with a blue hat. He blinked for a few seconds, not sure of what he's looking right now.
"Huh...who are you?"
Wide-eyed Gelatin asked. The boy had an angry expression and he moved in a weird way.
"You picked up my note"
Gelatin scratched his back, he didn't mean to steal it. He thought that someone had lost it.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to steal it"
The boy pinched his temple, growing visibly impatient.
"No, that's what you were meant to do, idiot. You picked up the note, you're stuck with it."
The boy walked up to the blue notebook and handed it to confused Gelatin. He took it from his strange hands and looked at the back cover. It was filled with gibberish and symbols that didn't make any sense. Gelatin raised an eyebrow and opened it, a set of rules appeared in front of his eyes. He started reading, and as he read on, it started making even less sense.
"So, if I write two objects' names next to each other in here, they'll fall in love after 2137 seconds?"
He questioned the strange rules.
"Basically"
The boy responded. Gelatin snorted and grabbed a pen he conveniently had on him.
"Yeah, right."
He rolled his eyes and laughed as he wrote Bomby and Fries' names in the notebook. While Bomby didn't do anything to him, Fries' always shared his fries with him and that's just unfair. He then threw the notebook behind his back and started walking away.
"Hey! What are you doing!?!1!"
The boy yelled out as he followed him.
"This is clearly some sort of novelty item, probably from Yellowface's warehouse. Anyways, I'm already late so bye bye weird stranger!"
The boy didn't stop following him, he looked even more angry now.
"EY! You go back and pick it up!"
He exclaimed and stopped in front of Gelatin to block his path.
"I'm not picking it up. It's obviously not real, I'm not THAT dim witted.
Meanwhile
Bomby and Fries were checking on the potato farm, not expecting anything.
"You also feel like something is gonna happen in around 2137 seconds?"
Fries asked while observing the ground, as if he'd be able to see the potatoes growing underground.
"Not really..."
Moments in the future, but not many.
Gelatin was on his way to Firey's. The stranger was still following him, but he didn't really care. As he was passing the community center building, loud noises caught his attention. He stopped and looked at it before entering. After opening the door, his eyes were greeted with a...wedding? He walked inside to see who the hell was getting married. As he approached the front of the crowd he finally saw the couple, and it was...Bomby and Fries?!
Gelatin's mouth was agape and his eyes were wide in shock. It was impossible...this couldn't really be happening.
"Wha...WHAT?!"
He exclaimed. Bottle, who was standing next to him, put her arm on his shoulder as she wiped away the tears with the other one.
"I know, it's just so beautiful"
She sniffled as Bomby started speaking.
"Thank you everyone for coming, this moment is just so special to us, and our 16 beloved children: Big Ben, Biały Dominik...blablabla"
Gelatin stopped listening. He just stared into nothingness with a shocked expression.
"Told you so"
The stranger said. Gelatin turned around and threw his hands into the air.
"Stop following me!"
He yelled, but the stranger shrugged and didn't leave.
"You have to give me my note back*
Gelatin had enough of this madness, he was usually all in for some ridiculous shenanigans, but this was clearly a convoluted prank being pulled on him.
He walked out of the building and walked back to the place where he left the notebook, but to his surprise it wasn't there.
"Where is it!?"
He looked around, making sure he didn't miss it by accident.
"Guess you're stuck with me forever"
Gelatin reached out to shake the stranger out of anger, but his hands went straight through him as if he was liquid.
"I'm Eric Cartman btw"