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1. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned by galaxo for arviyya

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Apr 2025

   Tags

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   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Regulus Black
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Neighbors
   • Girl Dad Barty
   • Age Difference
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Babysitter Evan
   • Emotionally Constipated Little Shits
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • title inspired by lyrics
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Rosekiller Is Its Own Warning Tag
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Found Family
   • Fight Sex
   • Getting Together
   • Humor
   • Happy Ending

   Summary

   Because, yes, Barty’s not only hot, and rich, but he also crosses off the dad part. Kinda how Evan ended up in this mess in the first place, babysitting and whatnot. Now he’s stuck with a kid he’d quite literally take a bullet for, and her dad, who’s the most annoying prick to have ever graced this earth. Entitled. Arrogant. Nuts. The most punchable git Evan’s ever met.

   Here’s the drop, though.

   Evan is secretly, completely, head over heels, pathetically down bad for Barty.

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