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Not My Usual Stress Relief by terribleLuck
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
10 May 2025
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Summary
“What the hell?” Is this some kind of sick joke?!
The packaging for a large, shiny, soft purple penis was staring back at him.
This had to be some mistake. Yet, when Chu Wanning found the receipt and followed the product link, he paled at the sight of this thing now in action, being traced around a suspiciously enthusiastic young woman’s lips. “Purple Jelly Dildo with Suction!” the screen advertised. Chu Wanning glared disdainfully at it.
So this was a toy he’d been recommended for this use. Plain and simple.
Chu Wanning wasn’t sure what to do. But he had gone through the trouble of purchasing the thing…
“Oh for god’s sake,” he muttered, angrily picking the box back up. He glared down at it, but knew he couldn’t rest till he’d seen this through. As shameful as it felt—as shameful as it was, Chu Wanning would have to suck this toy.
For science.
Or, the fic where Chu Wanning discovers "oral fixations" and, for research, (accidentally) orders a dildo to explore it with. Let's just say he really enjoys it. (This is a crack idea but I fell in love with it, just trust me guys.)