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1. A Drunk Sith and a Phone Booth, Or: How to Accidentally Save the Galaxy and Your Soul While You’re at It by brombeerbiene

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Apr 2025

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   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Darth Maul
   • Savage Opress
   • CC-2224 | Cody
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Softcore Porn
   • they don’t fuck on page
   • Drunkenness
   • maul opress thirsting his way to the light
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • maul is a dramatic little hoe
   • Darth Maul Redemption
   • Darth Maul is Obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • maul's mind is filthy but obi-wan's is filthier
   • Dirty Talk
   • Mentioned Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious
   • Crack
   • what happens when i'm supposed to be studying and my brain settles for escapism instead
   • Timeline What Timeline
   • monologuing maul

   Summary

   [Maul] could go to a phone booth, call up the Jedi, and say: “It’s Palpatine,” and hang up the phone, and really screw Palpatine’s plans.
   
   Sam Witwer, Star Wars Celebration Japan 2025
   

   Except Maul is twelve percent more thirsty for Obi-Wan, drunk out of his mind and doesn’t immediately hang up the phone.

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