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1. Not Measured In Monkeys, Mate by fritesfritesfrites

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 May 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Alex Horne/Rachel Horne
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne/Rachel Horne
   • Greg Davies
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Dressing Room Sex
   • Humiliation
   • Mirror Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • shades of exhibitionism
   • Aftercare
   • Established Relationship
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Orgasm Edging
   • studio week
   • series 19
   • contains the single horniest line of dialogue I've ever written

   Summary

   "This, Greg thinks, is the real prize. He is the perpetual winner of Taskmaster because he gets to have Alex in every state. Warm and languid, cozy in his childish jumper and jeans, going home to Greg’s bed."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,776

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   83

   Bookmarks:

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