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How Not to Fall in Love (And Fail Miserably) by unaragazzanelpallone
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
05 Dec 2025
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Summary
There are three things you should know before you start reading this.
First, I’m not in love with Mats Hummels. I swear, I’m not. Just because I think he has the most ridiculously beautiful jawline in all of football doesn’t mean I’m in love with him. And just because he has the kind of broad shoulders that make a grown man want to cry doesn’t mean I’m secretly picturing him carrying me off into the sunset. Okay, maybe I am. But that’s besides the point.
Second, I’m not prone to drama. I’m calm, collected, and I definitely don’t get flustered when Mats Hummels smiles at me like he’s trying to break my soul in half with just his dimples. Nope. Not me. Not at all.
And third, I know you’re probably going to think that I’m exaggerating but, trust me, that picture? It changed everything.
OR, what happens after that picture of Mats Hummels and Julian Brandt at the end of the UCL semi final against PSG goes viral and how Julian will deal with his developing feelings for Mats.
All in Julian Brandt’s first person point of view!