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today was awesomes day ! fords boy best friend fiddledford has invited him over to his house to hang out and have an unhomosexual time!!
ford arrive at the guck house and a beautiful man were waiting for him at the Door named Guck.
hello Gorgeuos said fiddleford mcgucket (w rizz)
g-g-g-gorgeous O.o?????? Says ford pine
yes you are quite stunning and Beautiful today mr stand ferd pines fiddleford says while flexing his awesome muscles (hes strong because he was on farm)
want to come inside my awesome house and.......makeout( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? fiddleford says gayfully
W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT.?!?!1 ford says ungayfully because he is Not a gayboy
I know what you're are. said fidlerford
them mcgucet pulls ford into a hot yaoiful Kiss
Lets get gay marige sayed fidds
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but gay marig is ilegeal remeber? >.< sayes stanford
heh... dont worry babe im the president of united states i can chamge the law said Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, 45th President of the United States of America
waow.... youd do that... for me...? says stanferd pines
of course babygirl lets get married toningt mcguckert said
Just then stan pines walked by and on instinct ford pulled out a gun and shot stan 47 times in the chest
sorryyyy that was my hubris >_< says ford hubrisfully
dont worry bbg he doesnt matter... youre all that matters to me.... heh.......now lets go have gay marige Together.. fidlerfrod says