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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    “You are not a Lukas by any chance right?” She shakes her head and that eliminates the most sure way he could recognize her. If she is not from his family then he has no idea why she seems to look so… “Anyways, name?”
    “Its…” She hesitates, Peter doesn't care really, but he can't call her girl forever and if they have to find her parents- “Its- um, J-”
    Peter gets impatient, he really wants to leave this to Tadeas to deal with and be done for the day.
    “Yes, what is it?”
    “U-J-jo-” Jesus.
    “Jo? Joahana-”
    “Jonah!” Peter stares, her face turns red like her hair, she is clearly flustered and spooked about having said that. “No- i mean, sir, i am sorry i jest, please-” She looks like she is about to cry.
    Jonah.
    No way.
    No way in hell.

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    08 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Tim practically draped himself on the bar as his companion buried his face deep in his arms.

    “I’m just saying! Of all the people you could helplessly fall in love with, you chose Jon?”

    “Tim…”

    “No, don’t get me wrong, I see the appeal, but come on Marto, he is like, horribly terrible with you.”

    “That’s can’t be grammatically-“

    “Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a Tory.”

    “…Yeah” he sighed.

    Or: I wanted to write crack and angst. Sue me. Mom said it was my turn with the chatfic hybrid (though to be real, it's 20% chat and 80% fic), so expect to die of either laughter or suffering

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    09 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Another one of those TMA time travel fix it aus, where Jon and Martin are sent to pester the Regency Haram, as well as stopping them all from dying.

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    30 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    At first, they deal with Eleanor Knight and her spiders the way they would deal with any other nightmare: they bolt the door, check the window locks, make tea, and sleep with the lamp on.

    Thomas, of course, complicates things.

    Somewhere Else, Jon and Martin find themselves researching a possible avatar in rural England with their precocious nine-year-old neighbor.

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    17 Sep 2024

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    31 Jul 2024