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"Futaba, no!" Joker cried. "Don't walk in front of that 3,690 pounds (1,670 kg) MGM-140 Army Tactical Missile System (ATACMS) developed by defense company Ling-Temco-Vought (LTV), and later Lockheed Martin through acquisitions! It travels in speeds exceeding Mach 3 and detonates a 214 kg (472 lb) WAU-23/B unitary warhead on impact! You'll be turned into smiboleens in an instant!"
"Haha funny" said Futaba as she walked in front of the MGM-140 Army Tactical Missile System and got turned to mist as the missile travelling at supersonic speeds passed through her fragile human body and blew it up.
"Damn that sucks" said Akechi before making out with Joker again idk this fic sucks im tired goodnight