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TW - Graphic self mutilation and suicide attempt
Chuuya was no stranger to the Armed Detective Agency by now. In fact, they were almost on a first name basis. “Salutations, Blondie.” The ginger grumbled passively as he barged his way into the office where Blondie was working hard.
His hand held a scarlet envelope.
“He’s not here, Hatrack.” Kunikida shot back, although distractedly, due to his dedication to finishing his report before his schedule believed he would.
Chuuya had thought it extremely amusing when he found out that this was Dazai’s new partner. The man’s sanity never stood a chance from the moment that bastard walked through the agency’s doors. He almost pitied him.
“Where is he then?” Chuuya’s voice held an annoyance that Kunikida could sympathise with, especially when regarding Dazai.
“Probably scratching his ass somewhere, the lazy oaf. He never showed up today.”
Chuuya’s eyebrows furrowed ever so slightly as he looked at the man glued to his computer in front of him.
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(It’s Dazai’s birthday and Chuuya is the only one to care. Things get dark.)