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1. [Podfic] rational economic actors by yellowfork by sweaters_in_the_summer

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 May 2025

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Malcolm Baddock
   • Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini Friendship
   • Coworkers - Freeform
   • It’s not workplace sexual harassment if it takes place at a gay bar
   • Harry Potter is fresh out of the closet
   • Draco Malfoy is making it everybody’s problem
   • Blaise Zabini is taking psychic damage
   • Malcolm Baddock is just happy to be here
   • Unhealthy preoccupations with top/bottom dynamics
   • Content warning: maths
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes
   • Audio Format: MP3
   • Audio Format: Streaming
   • Audio Format: Download

   Summary

   “Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.

   “Yes.”

   “Gay sex.”

   “I should think so.”

   —

   Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.

   Podfic of rational economic actors by yellowfork.

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   English

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