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It was a quiet evening at Arthur's house. He had his tea, his husband, and peace. Kiku was laying next to Arthur with an unusual smile on his face, like he was excited for something, which made the Englishman curious.
"What is happening with you today, love?", Arthur looks over to his husband, who still had this excited grin on his face. Kiku turns to him and chuckles, before explaining.
"Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・"
There's a silence between the two, before Arthur stares at the man in disgust and stands up, walking over to the (already) packed up bags infront of the door and taking them in his hand. Kiku stares at him surprised and confused, wondering why he just suddenly pulled away.
Arthur opens the door and before he took a step outside, he looks at his (now former) lover, and spits out: "Headass."
The door closes, and now a lonely man lays on the couch, confused and shocked about his darling's behaviour.