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bachira: GUYS GUYS!! GUESS WHAT!! I think I did something kinda crazy..
Isagi: uh ohhhh.. what is it this time.. 🤦♀️
Karasu: ts CANNOT be good news.. 💔💔
Rin: go on meguru
Bachira: 💔💔 bru OKAY SO LIEKANYWAY.. I was texting random numbers for like fun yk?? But three of the numbers I texted weren’t actually like random old people like they were actually cool.. SO CAN I ADD THEM HERE?
isagi: lowk not even the worst thing you’ve done so far 🤷
shidou: LMAOO thankfully 😭😭
Karasu: add em in gang 🫂
bachira meguru added unknown number, unknown number and unknown number.
Unknown number: HIIII!!!! BACHI THESE R UR FRIENDS RIGHT?!
bachira: YESS ^_^ Let me renaem u guyz..
Bachira Meguru has changed unknown number name to “Shoyo Hinata”
Bachira Meguru has changed unknown number name to “Nirei akihiko”
Bachira Meguru has changed unknown number name to “Reki Kyan”
Bachira Meguru has changed unknown number name to “Matsuno Chifuyu”
Chigiri: lotta new names.. 🙃
Kiyora Jin: did we just get merged with another server or 💀
Reki Kyan: HOLY CRAP you guys all have like… soccer names. this is cool 😭
Hinata Shoyo: HI I’M HINATA I JUMP HIGH AND LOVE VOLLEYBALL AND FOOD AND CATS AND I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
Nirei Akihiko: okay but wait, is this like a crossover event or did I die again
Chifuyu Matsuno: not you actually added me… 😭 whatever this is fine. y’all seem chill
Chifuyu Matsuno: but this chat is missing chaos so hold up…
Chifuyu Matsuno added “Baji Keisuke” and “Kazutora Hanemiya.”
Baji Keisuke: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Kazutora Hanemiya: chifuyu why are we in a gc with a buncha randoms
Chifuyu Matsuno: just go with it atp.. we’re in the multiverse now
Isagi Yoichi: bro literally what genre is this chat
Reo Mikage: romantic shounen slice-of-life action drama crossover
Bachira Meguru: FEELS RIGHT TO ME 🕺✨
Karasu Tabito: this is getting dangerously unstable… I love it
Rin Itoshi: I hate all of you but I’m still reading everything
Sae Itoshi: so nothing new then
Shidou Ryusei: bae don't start 😏
Rin itoshi: Sybau.
Otoya Eita: ??? Rin saying sybau is kinda crazy to me..
Shidou Ryusei: 💔💔.. anyways.. @Hinata Shoyo @Chifuyu Matsuno @Reki Kyan @Nirei Akihiko introduce ya self bruh
Hinata Shoyo: I DID THO.. okay wtv HI I’M HINATA AND I LIKE VOLLEYBALL AN DUHH YEAHH 😆😆
Reki Kyan: I’M REKI I LIKE SKATEBOARDING KICKFLIPS AND SHIT I DONT KNOW
Otoya Eita: wait I think I’ve seen you on insta you were doing like tricks and stuff on Miya’s instagram story right?? Or am I crazy.. 🙏
Reki Kyan: OMG?? SOMEONE KNOWS ME?? I’M FAMOUUSSS
Chifuyu Matsuno: Uh.. anw.. I’m chifuyu I’m in a gang called the Tokyo manji gang
Nirei Akihiko: I’m in smth similar! My whole school is a gang called bofurin.. BUT WAIT WE HAVE A MEMBER OF TOMAN IN THIS CHAT HOLY SHIT?
Chigiri hyoma: YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL IS A .. GANG?.. I BEGGG URR PARDDOONN??? bachira omg bro
Isagi Yoichi: BRO WTF WHY DO WE HABE GANG MEMBERS IN THIS CHAT??
Kurona ranze: ^
Kiyora Jin: ^
Sae Itoshi: ^
Rin itoshi: ^
Alexis Ness: ^
Kunigami Rensuke: ^
Micheal Kaiser: ^
Otoya Eita: ^
Tabito karasu: ^
Kenyu yukimiya: ^
Nagi Seishirou: ^
Reo mikage: ^
Shidou Ryusei: yeah exactly why tf we adding gang members bru 💔🥀
Chigiri hyoma: Just had to ruin it .. 🤦♀️
Kenyu Yukimiya: but like.. @bachira meguru so can we get like yk.. an explanation
Bachira meguru: BRO U THINK I KNEW?.. they’re chill tho so it’s fine right 😼 ?! @baji keisuke @kazutora hanemiya you guys should say something too..
Kazutora hanemiya: no fuck u
Baji Keisuke: hi.
Reo Mikage: wow.. so sweet..
reki kyan : hey wait i wanna add my boyfriend and my friends too..
tabito karasu: @chifuyu matsuno THOSE TWO ARE YOUR BOYFRIENDS?
matsuno chifuyu: what if they are.. 😔
Baji Keisuke: LMAOO WHY DO U SOUND SO ASHAMED??
Matsuno chifuyu: WHY WOULDN’T I BE.
Sae itoshi: real
Shidou ryusei: ?!?!..
Shidou ryusei: bitch.. 💔😔🥀
Reki kyan: wow guys so are we just gna ignore what I said.. I SEE HIW IT IS 💔💔
kurona ranze: jus add them brah. 😆
Reki Kyan: wow okay die
Reki Kyan added Langa Hasegawa, Miya Chinen, Cherry, and Joe to the chat.
Langa Hasegawa: …hi?
Miya Chinen: bro what is this why are there so many strangers
Cherry: Reki, explain what this is.
Joe: you added me mid-shift. there better be food discourse at least
Reki Kyan: GUYS ITS FINE!!! we're like… part of a social experiment or smth 😋 /hj
Chifuyu Matsuno: the fuck is this cast of e-boys
Miya Chinen: says the guy in a gang called “tokyo manji”
Kazutora Hanemiya: LMAOO
Chifuyu Matsuno: UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE?
Hinata Shoyo: omg more ppl hiiii I LOVE YOUR HAIR SIR @cherry
Cherry: …thanks?
Joe: Langa that ur bf now?
Langa Hasegawa: yeah unfortunately
Reki Kyan: is this bully reki day
Joe: cute
Shidou Ryusei: y’all in love or whateva .. anyway @hinata shoyo who else u got huh
Hinata Shoyo: OMG RIGHT WAIT
Hinata Shoyo added Kageyama Tobio, Nishinoya Yuu, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, and Bokuto
Koutarou to the chat.
Kageyama Tobio: why are we here
Nishinoya Yuu: IS THIS AN EVENT?? I’M HYPED
Yachi Hitoka: wait omg there’s so many people i’m scared 😭
Bokuto Koutarou: LET’S GOOO THIS CHAT FEELS LIKE A PARTY
Kuroo Tetsurou: hinata. explain. why are there 47 people here.
Chifuyu Matsuno: just wait until we get the other half of Toman in here then you’ll really panic 🙃
Baji Keisuke: who decided we were gna do that
Matsuno Chifuyu: me hoe
Reo Mikage: why does this keep getting wilder like are we recruiting the entire world omg ego is gna kill us.
kunigami Rensuke: holy shit bro this is supposed to be the blue lock gc 😭
Bachira Meguru: ITS OKAY GUYS.. he won’t find out 😋
Otoya Eita: @Reki Kyan bro you said boyfriend & freunds so is that the guy with the blue hair???
Reki Kyan: langa yeah but also i got more friends trust ..
Kuroo Tetsurou: bro who even are half the ppl here
Kenma Kozume: I wish I knew the answer to that
Akihiko nirei: Should I also add my boyfriend & friends?
Micheal Kaiser: Is everyone here like dating someone or like..
Isagi Yoichi: yeah fuck you rat tailed mother fucka 💔
Micheal Kaiser: #StopTheKaiserHate???
Alexis Ness: I agree
Isagi Yoichi: ness I could treat u better 😔
Chigiri Hyoma: is tgis doomed yaoi..
Kiyori Jin: bro 😭
Reo Mikage: Chigiri.. 💔
Chigiri Hyoma: Reo.. you and nagi are doomed yaoi..
Nagi Seishiro: ?? no we’re not doomed
Reo Mikage: wtf is that supposed to mean Chigiri what r u plotting
Chigiri Hyoma: 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️
Reo Mikage: ??… Anyway..
Kenma Kozume Added Lev Haiba and Yaku Morisuke
Nirei Akihiko added Hayato Suo, Sakura Haruka and Mitsuki Kiryu.
Hayato Suo: Hello! What’s this love? @Nirei
Akihiko nirei: group chat with.. a lot of people! :)
Hayato Suo: I see..
Hinata Shoyo: wow guys more gang members 😙
Kageyama tobio: ?? WHAT.
Lev haiba: HI SHOYO!!
Yaku Morisuke: lev what is rhis
Lev Haiba: IDK!!
Yaku Morisuke: do u know anything.
Kuroo Tetsurou: YAKU 😭
Chifuyu Matsuno: also unrelated but I’m adding my friends Mitsuya and Hakkai real quick 😌
Chifuyu Matsuno added Hakkai Shiba and Takashi Mitsuya
Hakkai Shiba: hii
Mitsuya Takashi: what did you drag me into now, Chifuyu?
Chifuyu Matsuno: a weird ass group 😇
Kazutora Hanemiya: it’s hell
Baji Keisuke: ngl it’s funny tho
Mitsuya Takashi: as long as I get to keep my boyfriend and my sanity, I’m chill
Hakkai Shiba: 💜
Hinata Shoyo: si many gay people around me 🤤
Kageyama tobio: Hinata u weirdo
Tsukishima Kei: ^
Suna Rintarou: the bar is so low but they cleared it
Alexis ness: what’s up with the random amount of delinquents in this gc now
Isagi Yoichi: they’re not even from Blue Lock what is this anymore 💀
Bachira Meguru: GLOBAL UNITY GC 😼
sigh