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Nori is dancing gleefully. She finally finished her brand new body! It’s an entire INCH taller than her previous one! The final check up beeps. [Analysis complete]
[Structural integrity: %100]
[Internal machinery: %100]
[Circuits: %100]
[Hardware: %100]
[Software: Missing drone AI]
Nori settles her core into the chest. [Adapting to new body] [Adapting to new core]
Nori wakes up. She walks around. It’s working! She does a flip into a roll. Flawless. She giggles like a giddy schoolgirl. Finally! She can go back to Khan and get another child! She has to fix her relationship with Uzi first. Dancing all the way to the bunker with a huge grin on her face, Nori feels unstoppable. She’s about to sweep her husband off of his feet. Someone could have taken him, but his obsession with doors was definitely too niche for anyone else to actually like. So she wasn’t concerned.
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Uzi is finally at peace. Staaay Still! Eeeexist!
It took a while, but she eventually got over her dad and J kissing. Losing sleep while I lose my miiyiind!
Honestly, being able to banter with J is quite different than V. And very entertaining. All thrill, No stress.
But now that all the threats are tamed or conquered, she doesn’t have a reason to tinker on weapons anymore. All my muses left behiiyiind!
Fortunately, there is always room for improvement in this dull bunker, so she just moved on to developing gadgets to improve life in the bunker. Allll in. Be Looow!
So yeah. She has two awesome squad mates. A great job she loves. And everyone respects her for being a god and saving the planet! So I up and feel just fiiyiine!
“Hi Uzi!” N calls.
“Hi” Uzi is interrupted by a kiss. Lean in.
The two mash face for a bit, enjoying each other’s taste. Let goooo.
Uzi’s life is perfect. I feel fear for the Very Last Time.
N starts playing the flute to the tune of the song. It is pretty and calming, just like him. He is really skilled playing instruments that require his mouth. Neither him nor V know how, but he is incredible at making flutes, trumpets, clarinets, saxophones, and even harmonicas sing beautiful tunes. He’s really really good at making her and V sing too
She relaxes and listens to his pretty song.
Suddenly, A worker drone who looks really similar to Uzi, but is ever so slightly taller than her busts in.
“UZIII!” She cheers, before leaping on her and giving her a crushing hug.
N still has his eyes closed, but the extras on his head are keeping a close watch on Uzi and this dopple ganger, ready to stop playing the flute and start smashing the invader protecting his girl.
Uzi on the other hand, doesn’t know what to do. She did save the world. But she was unknown/despised for her entire life. Who would want to cosplay her?
“Hey! Im taken!” Uzi asserts, “Only they are allowed to nuzzle me!”
“Really! Not even your mother?” The new comer asks.
Uzi freezes. Her eyes are hollow.
“You’re Uzi’s mom?” N asks.
“Yes. She’s grown up so well! Already conquering an eldritch god. Im sorry I wasn’t there for everything sweetie. But now, I am going to be here for the rest of your life!”
“Mom.” Uzi states coldly.
“Yes?” Nori says nervously, noticing Uzi’s anger.
“You weren’t there for all of the challenges. All of the difficulties. All of the bullying. And now you show up? When everything is done? When I have power? After dad found a new wife?”
“Im sorry Uz- NEW WIFE!?” Nori screams after registering what her daughter said. “Where is she?”
“UGH! I just got over J’s slimy tongue in my dad’s mouth. I don’t wanna deal with this mess.” Uzi grumbles, “They are probably in his office doing some boring paperwork they somehow enjoy.”
“Has he ever changed his office?”
“No.” Uzi rubs her visor, not looking forward to her parents and J fighting.
Nori runs towards her husband, seething that a murderous harlot tried to steal his heart.
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An hour later.
Uzi decides to check up on her dad. She hasn’t heard anything break, but who knows what J and her mom will do to each other.
I didn’t feel fear for the very last time with Cyn. Uzi’s thoughts are angry. I felt fear talking to V and N about our relationship. Surely that was the last time! But NooOOOOoo. Mom wasnt actually dead and now I have to deal with this too. I am a god now! I shouldn’t have to be worried!
Uzi arrives at her dad’s office. It is strangely quiet. She did give them an hour to scream at each other, but she kind of expected that Nori and J would still be at each other’s throats. She opens the door quietly, maybe they fell asleep?
Her mom is facing away from her, really close to J. J notices her and pulls away from her mom- WHY IS HER TONGUE SO LONG!? The disassembly drone winks at her and goes back down on HER MOTHER’S FACE! Uzi can hear the wet slurping. It makes her think of the long tongue she has experience with. She envisions J’s tongue going down Nori’s throat. Uzi is about to boot loop at the thought.
J starts caressing her new partner. The wet sounds get louder as they start getting really into it.
“Damn, that’s kind of hot.” Khan says.
Uzi crashes.
A/N
Could be a follow up, but I don't have ideas. Comment them if you wanna see something, I might write it.