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2013-01-26
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Alpha of my Pack

Summary:

Every time I heard Leader of the Pack by Bette Midler, I kept wanting to make a parody of the song with Teen Wolf. So this is what came out of it.

Notes:

When listening to the song and reading this, you'll notice they don't match up. It's okay though, because I stil like the end result.
Also the person asking the questions in the beginning is Lydia.

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Is he really going out with him?
Well there he is, lets ask him.
Stiles is that Derek’s jacket you’re wearing?
Hell Yeah it is!
Gee it must be great riding him, is he picking you up after school today?
Yep!
By the way where did you meet him?
I met him at the woods on private property. He glared at me you get the picture?
Yes, I see.
That’s when I fell for the Alpha of my pack.

My dad was always locking him up. He said that he was a fugitive.
He told me Derek was bad, but I knew Derek was just misunderstood. That's when I fell for the Alpha of my pack.

One day my dad said, “You’re looking fat.”
I had to tell my Derek, “I’m pregnant with your cubs.”
He stood there and glared.
That’s when I knew he cared.
We’re going to have a family, the Alpha of my pack.

He sort of smiled and kissed me hard.
As he slammed me against the wall
I begged him to fuck me.
I know he heard my heartbeat.
Harder! Harder! Harder! Harder!
It felt so good, when I came.
Remembering all the positions we’ve done.

Scott says I smell like Derek, now it’s official.
I’m going to have Derek’s cubs.
The Alpha of my pack is my mate!