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1. no dice by hauntednarrative

   Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2025

   Tags

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   • Josie Packard/Harry Truman
   • Dale Cooper/Harry Truman
   • Harry Truman (Twin Peaks)
   • Josie Packard
   • Blow Jobs
   • Infidelity
   • but only in his mind!
   • nebulously canon-compliant
   • attempted handjob
   • plus the inherent tragedy of josie packard as a character
   • harry truman's continued inability to think about anything except dale cooper

   Summary

   Josie is back from Seattle. Harry is happy about this, he is. Yet somehow, without even trying, Cooper manages to wedge himself between the two of them and effectively ruin Harry's night. It's the kind of thing you might give a guy a hard time for — but Harry has no intention of ever telling Cooper about any of this.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,512

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   81

   Bookmarks:

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