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1. He's NOT my Boyfriend by jojoven

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 May 2025

   Tags

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   • James Potter/Severus Snape
   • James Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate
   • Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate
   • Wilkes (Harry Potter)
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • The underrated Slytherins
   • I'll just use them in this story
   • Need more people to drive the plot

   Summary

   Severus Snape is not dating James Potter.

   He doesn’t like being babied. He doesn’t like forehead kisses. He doesn’t like being called “my darling bat” in public.

   …Okay, maybe he lets it happen. Maybe he melts a little. Maybe his friends have started placing bets.

   But it doesn’t mean anything. Shut up.

   (AKA: Severus is in denial, James is aggressively affectionate, and the Slytherins are keeping score.)

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   English

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