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    Me: [img] Rate my dick on a scale of 1-10.
    Midoriya: who is this?
    Me: Shouto.
    Midoriya: mmh. don’t know a Shouto. think you got the wrong number
    Midoriya: but i’d rate it a 6 at least
    Me: Wow. Only a 6? That’s a little disappointing. If I apologize for texting the wrong number and thus inconveniencing you with my unsolicited dick pic, would you perhaps reconsider, oh kind stranger?
    Midoriya: meh.
    Midoriya: as a professional dick pic critic and appreciator- as a connoisseur of the phallic arts- as a penile virtuoso with a master’s degree in cocks and balls- i’m afraid my judgement is final. and it was quite generous as well, considering all the flaws to be found in your work
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    In which Shouto means to send Midoriya a joke text, but has apparently saved the wrong number.
    Touya is a troll that takes advantage. I mean, what are the odds? This could be useful, right?

    * Slow to update! This is part 1/2 of an unfinished series. Part one is done though, and has a hopeful sorta ending, if you wanna read this. Some questions are left unanswered, though, and will be properly worked out in part 2 once I've written it!

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