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Draco Malfoy's Tips On Scoring Cedric Diggory by rrriu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2025
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Summary
“Do you actually have a plan?”
Harry almost chops his finger, turning to face the blond, "what?”
“A plan, for Diggory? Or are you just waiting for him to wake up one morning and fall madly in love with your messy hair and trauma?”
Harry stopped in thought, he'd never actually considered that before, “I- no.. I mean, Hermione suggested a note.”
Draco scoffed, “of course she did, that’s peak Gryffindor strategy, ‘declare your feelings and hope for the best'.. Idiotic.”
“Okay, then what would you do?”
Draco leaned back in his seat, “well, If I were you, and I thank every bloodline that I’m not- I’d make him jealous.”
“…Jealous?”
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Harry Potter has a problem, his name is Cedric Diggory, and Harry is painfully, embarrassingly, hopelessly in love with him. Draco Malfoy has a problem too, a problem named Harry. Specifically, Harry being a lovesick puppy every time Cedric so much as breathes near him. It’s distracting, it’s pathetic, and Draco is sick of it. So, naturally, he offers to help Harry win over Cedric, because watching him fail is better than watching him mope, somehow along the way Draco starts wondering if maybe Harry isn’t the only one falling for the wrong person.