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Alastor was not a man that had any interest in the toils of romance, sex, nor relationships at all for that matter. Quite frankly, he simply didn’t see the appeal. Apart from the general lack of attraction for another, it felt utterly silly to flit about in some sort of grandiose dance when he was not only perfectly content by himself, but also free from the annoyance that came with being so intrinsically connected to another person.
No, Alastor didn’t have any interest in a relationship of any sort, especially not with Lucifer of all people-the insufferable king of hell in all his pint-sized glory. He did however, have an interest in being as much of an annoyance as was humanly possible.
________Aka Alastor is bored, what better to way to pass the time than strike up a fake courtship? (Spoiler alert: things don't exactly go as planned)