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1. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other. by burgundy_snapdragon

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   04 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) & Jason Todd
   • Carol Ferris & Jason Todd
   • Jason Todd & Original Character(s)
   • Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
   • Carol Ferris/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Kyle Rayner/Jason Todd
   • Jason Todd
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Carol Ferris
   • Original Characters
   • Batfamily Members (DCU)
   • Kyle Rayner
   • Green Lantern Corps
   • Star Sapphire Jason Todd
   • Jason Todd-centric
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Jason Todd Has Issues
   • Dick Grayson Needs a Hug
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating
   • Bruce Wayne Has Issues
   • Damian Wayne is Not Robin
   • Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins
   • Talia al Ghul Tries to Be a Good Parent
   • BAMF Jason Todd
   • Magical Jason Todd
   • Latino Jason Todd
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Swearing
   • How Do I Tag
   • Good Parent Catherine Todd
   • Good Parent Willis Todd
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   Well, this was not how plan ‘Zorro’ was supposed to play out but Jason Todd; former Street Rat™ was—if anything—resourceful and he prided himself on knowing how to roll with the punches.

   That being said, if someone had the guts to walk up to him a month ago and tell him he’d be spending his free time trotting around in thigh-high hot pink gogo boots and using the power of love to beat crooks into the ground like he was in some fucked up episode of Sailor Moon… he would’ve broken no-contact with Batsy to make sure whatever lunatic that was narrating their weird fetishes to the Red Hood would get a cell in Arkaham with their name permanently etched on it.

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   Or, the story of how Jason Todd; former crime lord turned Magical Girl learns how to accept love, help, and himself. Probably not in that order and definitely not without a fight.

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   English

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