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1. Buy one get one free by Alez

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Multiverse traveling
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • Narcissism
   • Angst and Feels
   • Omega Bruce Wayne
   • He is the souvenir and freebie
   • and third-wheel all the time
   • until got yelled at the face and questioned for his very existence
   • Depression
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Divorce
   • Past Clark Kent/Lois Lane
   • No beta we died like the world finest's sanity
   • Dubious Morality
   • implied open relationship
   • Tags May Change
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Miscommunication

   Summary

   If you don’t mind that the freebie is severely damaged.

   Or, after a multiverse mishap, Bruce brought his counterpart back home as a souvenir and accidentally turned Clark's already doomed pining (not that the love was ever truly unrequited) into an even bigger problem.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   31,411

   Chapters:

   3/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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