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1. The Wrong Invitation by Tea_and_books

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   05 Jun 2025

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Reginald the house elf
   • Draco Malfoy's Birthday
   • Drunk Draco Malfoy
   • Drunk Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy & Theodore Nott Friendship
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • BAMF Hermione Granger
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Confessions
   • I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
   • I Should Not Have Sent That
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Invitation To Sex
   • Explicit Language
   • Theo Does A Perfect Narcissa Impression
   • Theo is a Little Shit
   • Background Relationships
   • Minor Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott
   • Minor Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Minor Pansy Parkinson/Blaise Zabini

   Summary

   WINNER - FUNNIEST FIC for Draco Malfoy's Birthday Bash - Side Quest

   "Theo wasn’t known for his smart decisions; so when he suggested they go out and drink the night before his party, Draco was hesitant."

   ~

   Draco drunkenly writes, and sends, an invitation to Hermione the night before his birthday. How will she respond at his party?

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