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1. A Carpenter with Limited Prospects by HumoringHolly

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 May 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Mary Magdalene (Christianity)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale and Crowley in Love (Good Omens)
   • Ambiguous Aziraphale and Crowley Relationship (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Limited prospects, indeed… if you can call being shown all the kingdoms of the world by the original tempter of humanity truly “limited”. Jesus is well aware that his days are numbered. One of his lesser-known disciples may be more of a serpent than he has originally let on, and a very jealous Angel may have followed along, hoping to discover who was sharing a bed with the Son of God.

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