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Mingyu just breathed out a dreamy little sigh. “I swear to God, the second he grabbed my shirt, I forgot my own name.”
Seokmin crossed his arms. “Okay, okay, hold on. Let me summarize the current situation so I can process it correctly.”
He cleared his throat dramatically.
You got punched in the solar plexus so hard you squeaked. Then he straddled you like it was Tuesday, threatened you with his murder voice, walked away without even glancing back, and your brain went—‘That’s my man’? AND ‘I need him to do that again.’”
“Yes,” Mingyu said with full sincerity.
Joshua looked vaguely horrified. “You need therapy.”
Seokmin pointed at Mingyu. “You need a priest.”
“holy water and a taser,” Joshua added, and Seokmin agreed.