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Lando Norris created a chat
Lando Norris added carlos sainz, Oscar Piastri, George Russell and 19 others
Lando
Welcome everyone! This is the chat where we can have fun since George prohibits fun in the other chat.
George
🤦🏻🤦🏻
Lando
Lighten up georgie this year will be fun!!
Charles
Only because you have the fastest car, I’m done with Ferrari and we haven’t even raced yet.
Lewis
Charles what have I done? May be I should of stayed at merc
Kimi
Too late😀😀
Oscar
I’m pretty happy with our car
Lando
Me too Osc!!
Carlos
I didn’t think you were serious in creating a group chat
Nico R
Why am I here?
Lando
Because I like you and Lewis would probably ask for you to be added anyway
Lewis
True
Daniel
Why am I here then?
Lando
We miss you 😢
Seb
What about me then?
Lando
Peace keeper and we also miss you
Seb
Fair enough.
Charles
I think it was a good idea Lando we can all text without our grammar being judged *cough* *cough* George
George
Proper grammar is important in life
Max
Okay George let’s leave the proper grammar for the GPDA chat.
Lando
Yes exctly
Oscar
*exactly
Lando
So is evrybdy ready of aus
Charles
I am . Ferrari may be not so much
Daniel
I have a pop up enchante shop about 15 minutes from the track if anyone would like to check it out.
Oscar
I am!!! Home race baby!!
Jack
Me too!!!
Daniel
Go well my fellow Aussies do me proud!!
Jack
Yes dad
Oscar
We will Daniel!!
Daniel
A new season we need to establish to the newbies who is fruity and remember it stays here and who is dating who!!
Lewis
Oh yes I forgot about that
Well as you all know me and Nico are married and both gay
Nico R
Yeah what he said
Kimi
Brocedes are real!!!!
Daniel
Oh sweet child yes they are
Kimi
Wow!!
Kimi
Anyway I’m bi
Ollie
Me too me and Kimi are also dating.
Lewis
Cute!!
Max
Me and Charles are both bi and dating. He just can’t be bothered replying
George
Me and alex are both gay and dating.
Lando
Gay and painfully single
Oscar
I’m bi not dating anyone
Daniel
I’m bi and not dating anyone either
Pierre
I’m gay and dating Yuki
Yuki
I’m Bi and dating Pierre
Daniel
Is that everyone? Newbies if any of you are fruity like us don’t worry you don’t have to tell us just know everyone here is trustworthy. And just prepare for many many tmi comments.
Lando
We’re not that bad Daniel come on.
George
Lando do I have to remind you about the time where you asked us what our favourite flavour of lube is and which one should you get for your date?
Jack
What ??!!😭😭😭😂
Gabi
I get you now Daniel 😂
Lando
Turns out I didn’t need it 😢
Lando
Question should I re download Grindr?
Yuki
Why you want some dick?
Lewis
Oh ffs Yuki don’t encourage this 🤦🏻
Yuki
What? Everyone deserves some good dick (if that’s what you like)
Lando
Thank you Yuki and yes I think I have reincarnated to Virgin Mary it’s been that long
Alex
Lando once again tmi
Max
I got to back him he’s a changed man lately he may be out of his hoe faze
Lando
What!! Everyone goes through their hoe faze. Right ?
Nico R
Must say your right on that one Lando
Lewis
Oh don’t you encourage him either. But yes Lando you are correct 9 times out of 10.
Lando
I will be a changed man just you see!
Daniel
Man? Changed twink you mean
Seb
Right okay that’s enough I think you’re scaring the rookies.
Lewis
See you all in Australia!!!