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“Ah, Robbie. Thanks for coming down.”
“You call, I answer. What have we got?”
“X-rays showed that our victim’s had past traumas. See these jagged edges, there and there? Past breaks that never healed properly.”
“So, domestic violence, then? Love gone wrong?”
“Love doesn’t hit, Robbie.”
“Well, not like that, anyway.”
“Not like that? Not at all!”
“Strictly speaking, that’s not true, is it?”
“What?”
“Well, there’s people who enjoy that sort of thing, aren’t there? Spanking and such.”
“Spanking and... have you taken leave of your senses?”
“Possibly.”
“Who are you, and what have you done with Robbie Lewis?”