Work Text:
It was the final battle, all of the ancients were locked in battle with Dark enchantress cookie, and her giant cake monster thingy. Pure vanilla and White lily cookie share a quick kiss, with Pure vanilla afterwards saying "I will not falter" and White lily replying with "This is my penitence" before engaging in battle with Dark enchantress cookie.
We cut to Pukka peanut cookie walking to his house with, -and I quote- "A fat bitch, about to get some" from them. With them walking into the inside of Pukka peanut's house. Half n' Half cookie was walking towards Pukka peanut's house, as he had just received the letter from the ancients that said that they had wanted them to help them in the fight against Dark enchantress cookie. Half n' Half walked up to the house, knocking on the door to get his attention. "Pukka, get the fuck up! We're needed!" Pukka peanut sighed, before the "Fat bitch" gives Pukka their number, for when he was available to "get some" "Who the fuck needs us right now?" Pukka peanut queried "The ancients, in a battle against Dark enchantress cookie, to save Earthbread or something. I dunno, I skimmed through the message" Half n' Half responded with. Pukka peanut sighed once more, before saying "Alright then, Lets go!" With Pukka peanut and Half n' half making their way to where they were needed as fast as possible.
It was a big scene of impact, with it being in slow-motion to show you how impactful it was. Pukka peanut and Half n' half were standing there, not in slow-motion, wondering what was going on. "The fuck, why are they in slow-motion?" Pukka peanut said, in a befuddled -befuddled is a fun word- tone. "I dunno, maybe I missed that part in the letter?" Half n' half said, only half joking at the end. "What do you thinks going to happen when they collide?" Pukka asked Half n' "I'm not sure, but I hope not an Earthbread wide collision that give the Ancients and Dark enchantress cookie amnesia, that makes Dark enchantress cookie make a high school -for some unknown reason- and that the ancients have then have to attend said high school, to re-learn their magic, and other cookies -Including us- are there too! That would be odd!" Half n' said, running out of breath near the end. Pukka replied to the very specific and long response with "Don't jinx us!" However that very specific "hypothetical" Half n' half had brought up, was unfortunately true. As, around 5 minutes later, they had collided, causing an Earthbread wide collision that gave the Ancients and Dark enchantress cookie amnesia, and knocked them out. Where DEC then made a high school that the ancients have to attend to re-learn their abilities, with other cookies -Including Pukka and Half n'- also attending said high school, for an unknown reason.