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1. CinderNathaniel [CRACKFIC] by Better_Call_Jelly

   Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Miraculous Ladybug, Vocaloid, My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013), Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 May 2025

   Tags

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   • Marc Anciel/Nathaniel Kurtzberg
   • Nathaniel Kurtzberg
   • Meiko (Vocaloid)
   • Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Marc Anciel
   • Sephiroth (Kingdom Hearts)
   • Dark Pit (Kid Icarus)
   • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Minor MEIKO/Luka Megurine
   • Minor Luka Megurine appearance
   • Minor 007n7 Appearance
   • Minor Blot appearance
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Inspired by Cinderella (Disney Movies)
   • Crack Crossover
   • crack with a sprinkle of being treated seriously
   • oh yeah Sephiroth Dark Pit and Eternal Sugar are here and they're birds
   • Shadow Milk ate 5 cheeseburgers in one sitting before
   • Bird Rituals
   • Intentionally OOC
   • A ton of swearing
   • there's a ShadowVanilla reference if you squint REALLY REALLY hard
   • only major fandoms are tagged
   • Tags Are Hard

   Summary

   Once upon a time, Nathaniel Kurtzberg had a mother, Then she said “gay, ew” and disowned him, Tragic, but not unexpected

   Now, he resides in a crazy household ruled by his Stepmother Meiko, wine connoisseur, psychological menace and owner of the world’s most aggressive heels collection

   Her children, Pinkie Pie and Shadow Milk, are a study in emotional warfare and aesthetic extremes

   Nathaniel? Oh, he’s the house Slave

   Sleeps in the Attic, Mops glitter off the ceiling, Cries in brushstrokes

   Honestly? It’s a little pathetic, But go off, I guess, let him cook

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,378

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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