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Mr. Damocles opens the door, allowing P2 to walk inside first, “And this here is my office.”
P2 looks around, as he admires the framed pictures of Owls hanging on the walls, “It certainly reminds me of you, Owlet.”
“At your service, Sir!” a robotic voice responds, shocking P2 into a combative stance,
“Who are you? Show yourself!” P2 shouts as Damocles tries to calm his partner down,
“Please repeat, I was unable to understand.” the voice replied,
Damocles puts a hand on P2’s shoulder, “P2! It’s only my assistant!”
“P2 lowers his feathery fists as he turns to his Owlet, “Assistant? But there is nobody here but us.”
“Oh but on the contrary!” the principal, now beaming with excitement, began as he led P2 to his computer, “his name is Owlbert, I programmed him myself!”
“At your service, Sir!” Owlbert replied,
“If his name is Owlbert—”
“At your service, Sir!” Owlbert repeated,
P2 glared at the emotionless robot on the computer, “Why did he respond to your nickname?”
Damocles sighed, “He…might have a few bugs.”
“So call an exterminator.” P2 suggested, as Damocles planted his hand over his face.