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2016-04-19
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The Sinful Gospels of Satandrien

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When life was given, there were two things. First, there was the croissant. And then, there was a hungry Adrien.

This be the gospels of the cute as fuck sinnamon roll, satanic Satan Adrieena Agrestive. His sinful salvation and sin booty ways give us life. Join us, the prophets, as we take u on a special journey to our overlord Adrien's discovery of salvation. This be a epic (jk) of love, life, and the internal organs within Adrien's tummy wummy. A lotta shitty posts be inside, but they bae; like, the shit definition. Cuz we shit.

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Chapter 1: The Origins of Santandrien - Because We Are Original

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Adrien, the great leader of the awe inspiring religion Satandrienism, despite of what you might of heard it was not a cult, for it was a very, very old religion. Adrien was feeling hungry, for it had been a good hundred years since he's had a good virgin sacrifice. Ever since those humans stopped giving him the regular all hallows eve virgins body to feast on, he had been slowly growing more and more hungry and angry.

 

Adrien held the list of virgins from around the world in his hand, and read it. He glanced at the list to see if any names stuck out to him. There. That one. Marinette Dupain Cheng.

 

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