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purple abomination
demon brat
check your socials
What is the meaning of this Brown
Also
Don't order me around
just trust me
That is an oxymoron
in of itself
pleaseeeee
i beg just this once
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you saw it right
what.
the.
FUCK.
LOLLLLL
i am so sending this to Tim
Gotham Gazette
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@gothamgazetter
Is Damian Wayne a bully? Vicki Vale investigates the recent online presence of the youngest Wayne. SEE ARTICLE NOW: DAMIAN WAYNE: AGEIST BRAT AND ONLINE TORMENTOR
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DW
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@DamianWayne
↳ replying to @gothamgazetter
This is preposterous. I was simply replying to my brother in a humorous manner..
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@itsafactfuckyou
↳ replying to @DamianWayne
Idk….im feeling pretty tormented rn😢😢😢
DW
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@DamianWayne
↳ replying to @itsafactfuckyou
Do you have a death wish.
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@itsafactfuckyou
↳ replying to @DamianWayne
honeslty yeah
RDK
@itsrainingtacos
I'm crying really tears rn @DamianWayne is the funniest mfer to ever exist where can I pledge my undying devotion???
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High Priestess of DW
@wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
↳ replying to @itsrainingtacos
I have an offer….
RDK
@itsrainingtacos
↳ replying to @wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
I'm listening
DRAKE
they're saying
that you
made me suicidal
Who are 'they'?
every news paper
in gotham
apparently
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This is your fault.
Fix it.
i don't see how this is on me
but fine
ill put out a statement
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@itsafactfuckyou
Sorry to burst some of you guys' bubble, but I am not suicidal, nor am I being ‘tormented’ by my little brother. @DamianWayne is an annoyance at the most. We were bantering, it was all jokes lol
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@itsafactfuckyou
↳ replying to @itsafactfuckyou
This was funny as fuck tho
Num.1 Wayne Hater @FucktheWaynes
↳ replying to @itsafactfuckyou
Yeah i smell bullshit
stop asking me for Tim Drakes number
@waffles4lyfe
↳ replying to @itsafactfuckyou
I said this already, but: BABY'S FIRST SCANDAL!!!!!
The Duke
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@brightestwayne
↳ replying to @waffles4lyfe
please stop i can feel Damian seething from across the manor
stop asking me for Tim Drakes number
@waffles4lyfe
↳ replying to @brightestwayne
I dont give a shit lol
High Priestess of DW
@wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
↳ replying to @itsrainingtacos
DW is victorious once more. Hail!
Second in Command of DW
@breathinginyourdust
↳ replying to @wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
Hail!
DevoteeRDK
@itsrainingtacos
↳ replying to @wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
Hail!
DEFINATELY a phallus
@Dick(ed down)Grayson
↳ replying to @wannabeyourvaccumcleaner
what the fuck