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Dream was walking around the rally. His hands sweaty, and his brain going in circles. He was about it see his first rally. He was always to scared to go. but now that he is in this room with all straight white men, he feels at ease. Like he was always meant to be here.
Even one wearing a cute red hate, and everyone having a little too low AQ. He feels at home
Yeah , dream feels at home
His eyes glazing over the crowd of people, everyone here to see one man.
Trump
Everyone was watering for the orange man to come on stage and talk. Dream lookd around, so many people
Than he heard a loud “urmm”
The holr crowd of people turned to the stage were now the man was standing, the president of the United States of America.
Donald j trump
Dream squinted he was far away from the stage where the man stood.
“Hello pe-“
Thats all Dream heard. Because his brain focuses on the man besides trump, his eyes trying to get a better look at him. The man looked gorgeous, beautiful graying hair and a cute suit. And most of all a handsome face.
Oh my gosh his smile
Dream tryd to squint his eyes more, but all that time after his computer screen wasn’t helping with his vision.
He looked back at the crowd, his eyes scanning it. Then he aggressively tried to get through it, his hands pushing every one against his way aside. And getting a couple “hey watch out” and “ excuse you” in return
But dream didn’t care he just wanted it see his future husba-
He just wanted it see the sexiest man closer up. until he got to the front , yeah he got some nasty looks along the way but that didn’t matter. Because he got to see him up close.
When dream saw him up close, his breath hinged. Because the man he was thirsting over, was not looking straight at him.
Oh my gosh oh my gosh
And then he winked.. OH MYYY
Dream fellt like he was about it past out. The hotest man he had ever seen had winked at him.
…
Honestly dream had not listen to anything the orange man said, his mind could only focus on one thing. That man
But that didn’t matter, Dream would rather daydream about him and that mans wedding anyway
Now he just sat there kinda depressed, with a cup of coffee outside of the rally. Dream could only wish of seeing that gorgeous man again, with his greyish hair and his pretty smile
“H-hey are you that guy form the crowd?” A cute voice said. Suddenly dream was out of his daydream, putting him back on earth. He wasn’t going to marry the man of his dreams, and he wasn’t going to kiss his beautiful soft lips-
Dream looked up at the person infront of him, that person infront was-
No way
NO WAY
he was ever more handsome upclose, he looked so kissable up close with and cute smile. The man he was looking up at was that man- the man he was daydreaming about
He couldn’t stop staring at him
Until the man looked stared looking anxious “ohh im sorry do i have the wrong person, im so sorry “ he man said fast and then started walking of quickly muttering something to himself
“Wait no “ dream said and started running after him
The man turned around his face looking sad but full of hope
“T-that was m-me!” Dream said trying not to stumble over his words and looking the man in teh eyes
“Hi, im dream”
“Hi im elon- elon musk!” The man- elon said with a growing smile, then walked up close to him.
Standing right infront of him “hey dream, nice to meet you” he said in a cumfurting voice
“Hello elon musk .. ermm nice to meet you t-too” dream stuttering his last word.
“Dream i well urm saw you in the crowd and urm just had to take to you!” Elon sentence barely legible through the noise of the crowd
“Do you want to move to a more quiet place?” The youtouber almost screamed trying to talk over the crowd
Elon just nodded and took dreams hand.. what the OH MY GOSH the hottest man ever was t touching him AHHHH H
Elon continue dragging dream through the crowd until they entered a street hall way, then the both finally breathe
The peace and quiet taking over the air
“So what did you want to talk to me about “ dream said after a long awkward silence
Elon looked up at him with puppy eyes ass cute as a white 80 something old man could look.
He immediately looked embarrassed, like a hflood of awkwardness filled the room.
“I-i j-just wanted to tell you look cute i-i guess..” the man said after a couple seconds
Dream felt his heart explode into happiness, his face not being able to withhold a smile. And his hands getting real sweaty.
Elon thought he was cute?
This was the best day of his life
He did evy know what to respond
“Urmm wel tha-“ he was then quickly cut of by elon
“Im so sorry that sounded creepy. I just im sorry.. i just think you very hot SHIT”
Elon lookd now bright red, and anxiously looked anywhere but dreams face.
dream looked down at him, elon was a bit shorter than him. And ducking down a bit to look musk straight in the eyes
“Its okay you’re pretty attractive as well” he said with a smirk on his face
Elons face immediately became more red every second, then elon looked up at him straight at his lips on even trying to hide it. Grading dreams face and with out a warning elon lips connected with dreams.
Dream and elons lips touching each other was like magic, thier tongues embracing each other’s. And rolling through each other‘s mouths
Dream pushed elon to the wall making his and elos lips more intertwined, and making there clothes disappear within tin air
And that kids is how i met your father