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    You can blame tumblr for this one. Writing this seemed like a much better idea than making a dating profile myself 😅

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    He’d finished his first cup of tea and was on his second whilst nibbling on a breakfast pastry when he clicked “next” onto a profile that seemed entirely unusual and instantly captivating. The first picture was a still from one of his favourite TV shows “The Horsemen” showing two of the biker gang leaning against the same bike, over the top of the picture was some text in a slightly strange format that said “I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we’re in the line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.” Aziraphale let out a breath that would have been a chuckle if there had been anyone around to share his laughter with.

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