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  1. Bite me, I'm yours by

    Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Real Person Fiction  

    30 May 2025

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    Tommy wakes up with a hangover in a place he doesn’t recognise, laying in bed, naked, with Joost Klein... Around them, there's broken furniture, shattered glass, random food wrappers, empty liquor bottles, takeout containers…“What the fuck happened here last night?” - he wonders. There’s a new tattoo that says “Käärijä was here” on his body, and, oh, he has so, so many bruises... He vaguely remembers going to a club and dumpster diving behind a random supermarket, as well as a game of cards and... Ah. 7 minutes in heaven.

    ...It must have been a wild night.

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